20 March, 2009

Being Nice

We are a little busy this month and had planned to keep it quiet, save the occasional dig at the Big Bright Pink Pig. However, Fi was here a few days ago and we introduced him to Gruntster. Fi counseled Figgles and me to try to accept Gruntster as he is. After all, you really should not judge a book by its cover. (This rule does not apply to Snorky Figgles, in the sense that he IS every bit as innocent as he looks.)

So, we're trying to be nice to the large, luridly colored Pig. We aren't yet reconciled to the idea of another photo-session with him, but we have been inviting him to occasional bedtime readings of Wodehouse's Blandings Castle series. After all, we are growing up and should try to live up to our ripe old age of nearly ten months. Plus, it would be rather mean to exclude even a creature like Grunster -- especially a creature like Gruntster! -- from audiences with the Empress of Blandings!

Okay, I think we should stop right here before we start off on Gruntster again! Of course, this has cut the length of our meanderings down to a tenth of what they might have been. Poor you.

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