** Are pirates always bad? ('Usually, yes.' Actually it depends on how you define morality, although I think I'll defer this discussion to a later time.)
** Why is rum associated with seafaring men? ('And can I have some?' 'No!')
** What other books feature the sea and seamen of long ago? (My goodness, I know I've read some but, for now, the only ones I remember are 'smuggler' books - like Du Maurier's Jamaica Inn. And, erm, The Pirates of the Caribbean series of movies.)
** If I have to run away to sea, which is the closest sea that has pirates? ('Well, technically, piracy is outlawed. You're not allowed to be a pirate.' 'Oh.' 'Um, but it would be the Caribbean - according to fiction.' 'Ok, can you please show it to me on the Atlas?' 'Sure.' Good way to start with a little bit of geography, right?)
Anyway, so the other day I was putting away a little trinket or two, when I found I'd misplaced my heart-shaped pendant. I looked all over for it, and finally found my it on my little pirate.
Snorky Figgles looked so cute and un-pirate in his get-up that it is easy to overlook the otherwise obvious question: should the questions and the pirate games scare me?
2 comments:
Real answers for Snorky Figgles, not fake answers brainwashed into his mind by people who live this....
1. Yes, pirates are always bad because being bad makes them feel good.
2. Because sugarcane grows well in tropical climates so there is always an abundance of sugar and the possibility of making rum out of it.
3. How could you forget Moby Dick, The old man and the sea.
4. Somalia but watch out for Indian Navy. There are no Pirates in the Caribbean.
My take:
1. DON'T give him grown-up answers! Pirates are bad. Period.
2. Yes, that's a good answer to why rum is made in tropical climates, but it still doesn't answer the question of why it is associated with seafaring men.
3. Yes, you're right! Somehow, when he asked me about seafarers, I assumed 'pirates', and couldn't think of any!
4. Please, I'd rather have Figgles run away to the Caribbean than towards real modern-day pirates, so let's stick with fiction for a bit longer, shall we?
-Summer.
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